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Being fat is a 24 hour thing. Fat people get this. A day in the life...

I wake up and have to find something to wear. Will this shirt hide my belly? Are these pants too tight?

Off to work. What about breakfast? Should I start my day right? If I stop and get something does the cashier make note that it's a fat girl ordering oatmeal? Does the cashier wonder if I'm on a diet?

At work. Should I have coffee? I only like coffee with cream and cream has too many calories. Maybe I'll just get some water? No, I need coffee.

Lunch. Should I eat my lean cuisine I brought? Does everyone in the office recognize my bad eating habits as much as I do? Will someone notice if I go to the candy dish again?

Afternoon. Maybe I'll leave a little early today to go work out. I have a lot to do though. May be I'll just work late. I'm good at work. I feel very good about working because I know that I do a great job. Working out, not so much. I'm not very good at working out. Staying late it is.

The drive home. I need to get gas. I want a snack. I don't need a snack. Agh, I'll just skip the snack.

Home: Zoe needs to eat. She wants goldfish. I want some goldfish. I'll just have a few.

Dinner: It sure would be easier just to order something out. I should make something. Nate would like that better. Pasta? No, too many carbs. Do we have any vegetables? I don't really want any vegetables but I want Zoe to learn to eat right. I need to be better about eating vegetables. I hear people have better skin when they eat vegetables. I'd like to have better skin. I wonder if I should get a facial. I bet they're expensive.

Bed time: I want a snack. Nate's drinking a coke. I would love a real coke. That would be delicious. I'd stay up too late if I had a coke now and it's definitely too many calories.

Oh and then I go to bed and do it all over again...

I'm just saying.